Uni Revue 2025: (DIM)WITTED
The Wicked Story of the Pollies of Aus

Director - Ben Paine
Choreographer & Assistant Director - Kristy Baker
Musical Director - Eric Amani
Head Writer & Technical Director - Justin Wildsmith

The sort of stuff we do

The sort of people who do it

Something witless this way comes…

Old Nick’s Uni Revue returns in 2025, ready to skewer society, newsworthy figures and pollies alike with its signature blend of sharp wit and irreverent humor. From politics to pop culture, this uniquely Tasmanian comedy show delivers a side-splitting and Wickedly funny rollercoaster ride through the most outrageous (and mundane) events of the year. Something witless this way comes...


Meet the (DIM)WITTED Cast

  • Tom

  • Tessa

  • Sophie

  • Sam

  • Rhys

  • Poppy Lennon

    she/her

    Back for her third Uni Revue, Poppy is basically a veteran of the chaos and she’s bringing the energy, the vibes, and the very specific pre-show playlist. Her ritual? A power combo of “Let It Grow” (yes, from The Lorax) followed by “Fireball” by Pitbull. Honestly? Elite razz-up choices

    Her favourite thing about Old Nick? The fact there’s only one fork. No, really. She thinks it’s hilarious Hot take: skinny jeans are cancelled As for what to expect from this year’s show? According to Poppy: naked men (we’re not saying it’s true. We’re just saying… she said it.)

  • Paul Tomaszewski

    he/him

    Making his Uni Revue debut, Paul is hitting the stage with Elphaba energy His party trick? Telling dad jokes. The best way to get uninvited from a party, according to Paul? Telling dad jokes. We’ll let you sit with that one.

    When it comes to fashion, he’s got one strong opinion: Crocs should never make a comeback (we hear you ). He describes his Uni Revue experience so far as daring, unusual, and quality!

  • Nat Kerruish

    he/him

    Nat’s no stranger to the Uni Revue, he’s been part of the chaos for a few years, whether performing, part of the mentee program, or popping up in iconic video sketches. He’s a true Revue all-rounder

    Weirdest director’s note he’s ever received? “Harder.” That’s it. That’s the note (we’re still not entirely sure what it meant… and neither is he). Nat sums up the Uni Revue experience in three words: exhausting, fun, and funny. As for this year’s show? “Expect funny”

    Post-rehearsal, he loves nothing more than a good cold bevy and his favourite thing about Old Nick? “The people”

    Come see Nat do what he does best, being effortlessly funny! Book your tickets now!

  • Loren Merrell

    she/her

    Making her dazzling debut in Uni Revue 2025, Loren is ready to take the stage by storm! She’s got Glinda energy (and the dress to prove it), so expect sparkle and sass!

    Her post-rehearsal snack of choice is grapes (classy!), and she says expect BOSS CHOREOGRAPHY in this year’s show (shoutout to KB, obviously). Her fashion hot take? Crocs with heels = absolute disaster. We back it. What’s her favourite thing about Old Nick? “How incredibly welcoming everyone is—especially to the newbies!” We couldn’t agree more

  • Melanie Shoobridge

    she/her

    Back for her second Uni Revue, Mel is bringing big Glinda energy this year… we think. She’s still deciding—but she’s definitely fabulous either way. Her pre-show ritual? “Remember to breathe”, because yes, she actually forgets… Mel's fashion plea to the universe? Please keep jeggings in the past where they belong. Like, never again. Ever

    She describes the Uni Revue experience in three words: crazy, fun, and community and says her favourite thing about Old Nick is how inclusive and supportive everyone is

  • Jessica Muir

    she/her

    In her audition to be one of Dorothy's sidekicks in the Wizard of Oz, Jessica auditioned as 'The Blind Surgeon'. She may not have made the cut, but we're glad she's joined us for the Uni Revue

    Uni Revue 2025 marks Jessica’s 2nd revue. Known for her car sing-alongs, Jessica describes herself as a “glinphaba” (a mix of Glinda and Elphaba) and promises this year’s show will be a barrel of laughs. Her controversial opinion? Pineapple on pizza is an absolute must (we couldn’t agree more!). Favourite thing about Old Nick? The people, of course!

  • Jax Smialek

    she/her

    Jax is back for her 4th Uni Revue in 2025! She has been strongly encouraged to tone down the Kath & Kim and lean into a more traditional bogan, jury’s still out on how that’s going

    Her pre-show ritual includes fresh undies, electrolytes, a chaotic dressing room, and ALWAYS saying “chookas”. Jax firmly believes that sneans should NEVER make a comeback, and her favourite thing about Old Nick? It’s just one big ol’ weird extended family. Her party trick? Stealing beers from Deano

  • Jade Leanne Rose

    she/her

    Uni Revue 2025 marks Jade’s fourth revue — yep, she’s a seasoned pro at this whole singing-dancing-mayhem gig. She’s been known to relate a little too hard to Elphaba, and her post-rehearsal ritual always includes a Macca’s cheeseburger, the true fuel of performers

    Her weirdest director note to date? “Hold on dicks." Interpret that however you will

    Jade says her favourite thing about Old Nick is, hands down, the people. And when asked about the show this year, she reckons it’s shaping up to be an absolute ripper: “Revue is the hardest but most fun show I’ve ever done.”

  • Holly Pennington

    she/her

    In her audition to be one of Dorothy's sidekicks in the Wizard of Oz, Holly auditioned as 'The Homeless Businessman'. She may not have made the cut, but we're glad she’s joined us for the Uni Revue

    Uni Revue 2025 marks Holly’s 2nd revue. She is known for popping a Mentos and blasting The Lorax soundtrack as part of her pre-show routine and for channeling Glinda at every opportunity—bubbly, a little dramatic, and always ready to make an entrance. When asked to describe revue, her official response was: "ahhhh ACKKK OOOOOooo".

    Holly says you can expect some cheeky fun this year… with a side of occasional nudity, you’ve been warned!

  • Gus Viney

    he/him

    Returning for his 5th Uni Revue, Gus connects most with Elphaba, fiercely passionate, determined, and always ready to take on a challenge! When asked to describe his Uni Revue experience so far, his response? "Wow, that's awesome!". And with Old Nick constantly pushing creative boundaries, he’s beyond excited to be part of something fresh, bold, and a little bit wicked.

    What does Gus love most about Uni Revue? The welcoming and supportive community that makes every moment on (and off) stage unforgettable. Gus says expect big laughs, outrageous antics, and a few delightfully groan-worthy moments in this year’s show!

  • Grace

  • Frank Barta

    he/him

    Uni Revue 2025 marks Frank’s 4th appearance, and his pre-show ritual is simply remembering to get to the bloody theatre! After the show, he’s all about pasta and scotch to refuel

    Frank’s controversial opinion? The new Bass Strait ferries are with us in spirit And his party trick? Staying up until 9pm without falling asleep. YAWNS

  • Ben Stoneman

    they/them

    In their 8th Uni Revue, Ben is no stranger to the stage. Ben fondly recalls being told to "move your hips faster so your dick swings more" during rehearsals ( #iykyk), Ben brings the energy and rhythm like no other. When it’s time for a post-rehearsal snack, you can bet it's always beer

    Ben's favourite thing about revue? The people, of course! They believe that no other show compares to the Uni Revue. It’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience that can’t be matched.

  • Amaya Knight

    she/her

    Uni Revue 2025 marks Amaya's 4th revue. She is known for her dance party prowess (in the wings as part of her pre-show routine) and for being incredibly short. Amaya also holds the incredibly controversial belief that tomato sauce belongs in the fridge

Production Team

  • Ben Paine

    Director

  • Kristy Baker

    Assistant Director / Choreographer

  • Eric Amani

    Music Director / Band Leader

  • Justin "Pyrate" Wildsmith

    Producer / Head Writer / AV Director

  • Bianca Paine

    Marketing Manager

  • Chloe Swann

    Social Media Manager

  • Melanie Ransley

    Production Manager

  • Victoria Croall

    Costume Designer

  • Morgan Stevens

    Props Designer

  • Lachie Hindrum

    Stage Manager

  • Poppy

    Assistant Stage Manager

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