UNI REVUE 2024: The Rockliff Horror Sh*t Show

as AL-B-NESE / MIKE-L-FERGUSSON

Rhys’s favourite colour is purple—fitting for a man of such regal stature! 🍆

He’s most excited for the iconic Rocky Horror theme in this year’s show... Let’s do the Time Warp again! 💃🎩

Rhys would invite Ryan Gosling over for a celebrity dinner date. Why? Well, as Rhys puts it, “I wouldn’t have to pick him up, he’d drive!” 🚗💨

Rhys says his favourite dictator is Tai Gardener, Director of the Rockliff Horror (S#*t) Show. We’re not sure if Tai knows about this... Maybe we should have let him see this before posting 🤔

Rhys’s favourite thing about Old Nick Company? The variety! He believes there isn’t anything the Uni Revue and Summer School can’t do! #duh 💁‍♂️

Rhys says you should come to the show because it’s going to be a tonne of fun, with plenty of big belly laugh moments and plenty of rude bits

as BAZZA

Sam’s favourite thing about Old Nick Company? The unbeatable sense of community and respect that makes every day feel like a family reunion 🤝

Looks like Sam won’t be putting a ring on it anytime soon... Sam tells us he’s not crazy in love with anything, Beyoncé! 🚫

That said, he would happily clear his schedule to host Margot Robbie for a celebrity dinner date 🍽️

Sam is most excited to experience Eric Abetz treating him like he’s about to have his nappy changed. Curious? So are we

as JAZZA

Melanie’s favourite movie “Cars” has her revving with excitement, just like Lightning McQueen 🏎️

She’s most excited for the Rocky Horror theme and references in this year’s show! 🧛‍♂️👠 Looks like we’re in for a night of thrills, chills, and maybe even a Time Warp or two! ⌛️

Her favourite thing about Old Nick Company? The supportive and nurturing environment! 🥰🙏

Melanie insists you come see the show because “it’s really funny” - take her word for it!

as ROCKLIFF HORROR

Thomas’s least favourite song goes “la di da di de yo,” but he thinks it’s called “la de da de da de da de day oh.” Confused? You’re not alone! 🫤

Tom’s ideal date would involve a game of laser tag 🔫 #pewpew

He’d love to host blonde bombshell Sydney Sweeney for a celebrity dinner date! Who wouldn’t!? 🍽️

Thomas is very modest. He’s most excited about the parts of the show that he’s in, and he thinks you should come see the show because, well, he’s in it!

as MAGENTALINE OGILVIE

Jax despises those ear-bleeding, cringe-worthy mashups on commercial radio! 🙉

When it comes to the colour she craves, from lime to moss to chartreuse, Jax can’t get enough of all shades of green! 🟢🌿

This year in revue, Jax is most excited about making people laugh and fulfilling her dream role of a sassy and slightly insane maid! 😵‍💫🧹

Who’s coming to see Jax? Just her two workplaces, entire family, and many friends… 😳

as ERIFF-RABETZ

Ben’s top movie pick is “Interstellar” 👩‍🚀

Apparently Ben’s favourite thing about The Old Nick Company is the Social Media Manager... We wonder why 😏💁

Ben is excited for audiences to experience lots of humour and be served plenty of fruit and veg (🍆🍈🍑) in this year’s show 🙊

Speaking of vegetables (or should we say fruits?), Ben is a firm believer that tomato sauce belongs in the cupboard, joining the ranks of those with common sense 🍅

Ben confidently assumes the role of the “hot sexy one” in the show! 🔥

Also they’re rocking a bald cap as Eric Abetz. C’mon

as REBECOLUMBIA WHITE

It’s all about ravishing red for Holly, adding a pop of vibrant energy to her life both on and off the stage ❤️🔴

Holly dislikes country music and thinks it’s not real 🤠😘

She is most excited for the post-show festivities, relishing in the delightful ritual of post-performance food runs! 🍟🍔

Who is Holly’s dream dinner date? Of course, it’s Nicki Minaj! 💅🏼

Holly cherishes the inclusive community and the freedom to be oneself without judgment at Old Nick Company

Get ready for a wild ride with Peter, whose favourite flick is “Pokémon The Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back” #pewpew 🙀🔫

Peter wouldn’t pass up hosting his own twin, Hugh Jackman, for a celebrity dinner date! 🎩🦁

Pete’s quirky taste in scrambled eggs—topped with Parmesan cheese and BBQ sauce—adds to his unique charm 🤌

And oh, his favourite thing about the Old Nick Company? The leaks, of course! 💧

Peter’s confident swagger and undeniable charisma bring an extra dose of sex appeal to the stage—just one more reason you won’t want to miss out on the show!

Revue number two 💩💩

Poppy loves revue: “It’s all about the cool company and forging new connections while reigniting old friendships!” 👯‍♀️

Her dream dinner guest? None other than Voice of the Wild himself, David Attenborough. Bet he’s got some fascinating dinner stories! 🐆

When it comes to romance, Poppy’s all about hitting the dance floor 1920s style. Gatsby would be proud! 😍✨

And why should you come see the show? According to Poppy, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll need extra pairs of pants! She’s on a mission to tickle your funny bone 😂

With an eager spirit, Paul’s all about nailing those dance moves! 🕺

Luckily our brilliant choreographer, Ange Barnard is on the case helping Paul and the rest of the cast ROCK(liff) OUT to some seriously fun tunes 🕵️‍♀️🪩

Paul’s favourite dictator? None other than the candy connoisseur himself, Willy Wonka. Maybe he’s onto something with that golden ticket idea... 🎫🍫

Paul’s controversial stance? He’s convinced tomato sauce belongs in the fridge. The jury’s still out on that one... 🍅

Looking for love? Paul’s ideal date is on Friday the 13th. Nothing says romance like a little superstition, right? 🐈‍⬛

And what’s Paul’s hot take? He’s convinced it’s actually the BAND that draws audience members to the Uni Revue. Sorry, performers, looks like you’ve got competition! 🎸

Making her revue debut in the Rockliff Horror (S#*t) Show, Jessica brings a burst of enthusiasm and talent to the stage 🌟

She is excited to be collaborating with an array of incredibly gifted individuals! 💃

Who’s on her dream dinner party guest list? None other than SpongeBob SquarePants himself 🧽👖

When it comes to breakfast, Jessica likes her eggs scrambled, just like her thoughts 🥚🤔

What captures her heart about Old Nick Company? The unwavering support and camaraderie among its members ❤️

And what’s on her wishlist? Convincing her loved ones from Victoria to soar over and witness the magic of the show! You know who you are 👀

The Rockliff Horror (S#*t) Show will be Uni Revue #3 for Jade 3️⃣

With “Dirty Dancing” as her favourite movie, Jade’s ready to bring some serious moves to the stage – nobody puts Jadey in a corner! 💃

But what really steals the show for Jade? Meeting her partner at the Old Nick Company 😍❤️

Her advice for the audience? “Get pissed and have a laugh!” 🍻

She’s counting down the days until the Tay Tay Medley makes its debut in this year’s show – get ready to shake it off with Jade’s infectious energy! 🎤

Oh and heads up, half the tickets we had on sale have already gone to Jade’s massive family. Better grab yours quick before they’re all snatched up!

As a seasoned cast member, Izzy always adds a dash of spice to the stage! 🍈🍈

Her love for “Legally Blonde” shines almost as bright as her favourite colour, pink! 🩷🎥

What makes Izzy’s heart flutter at Old Nick Company? The hot costume manager, of course! 😍

Izzy admits she’s mostly excited to run around psychotically on stage 😵‍💫

And who takes the crown as her favourite dictator? A potato with an uncanny resemblance to... Well, you get the picture 🥔

This is Frank’s third revue, and rumour has it, he’s still trying to figure out what that means 🤔

Frank’s favourite movie? None other than “Life Of Brian” 😇🪽

If you’d like to piss him off, play “Tainted Love” on repeat 😬🎶

When asked to name his favourite dictator, Frank responded with “my wife” - a statement of love and devotion, or a declaration of war? 💍

And what does Frank love most about the Old Nick Company? The leaking roof, of course! Because where else would you find the epitome of community-based theatre?

With “Shrek” as her all-time favourite movie, Amaya brings her ogre-sized enthusiasm and Farquaad-esque stature to the stage! 🧅

She’s beyond thrilled to share the spotlight with her favourite people and dive into some seriously cool theatrical antics 👯‍♀️

But what really gets Amaya going? Dominating a tall person on stage. Ringing in at approximately 4’7” herself, we can’t wait to see that 👀

Her ideal date night? Cruising to a scenic spot, blasting tunes, and topping it off with a cosy “Shrek” movie marathon 🚗📺

Amaya’s dream dinner date is Robert Irwin – because who wouldn’t want to discuss wildlife over a plate of swamp stew?

We’ve done our best to compile a chaotic collection of fun facts about Adrian. Here goes...

This is Adrian’s first appearance in the Uni Revue 1️⃣

Controversially, Adrian is of the belief that tomato sauce belongs “in the fridge.” 🍅

Adrian is excited to perform on the same stage upon which Aunty Donna once spanked one another on the arse 🍑

Adrian’s least favourite song is Dance Monkey 🐒

When asked why people come and see this year’s Uni Revue: The Rockliff Horror (S#*t) Show, Adrian responded: “Rockliff Horror? I hardly know her!” 👑

We are bloody chuffed that Adrian has come to play in the house of Uni Revue. Get your tickets now, while the good seats are still bookable!! Run, don’t walk 🏃